Just how delusional can one get.. Cindy Jacobs claims she Saved the global Economy

I guess her donations are up…

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Cindy Jacobs: God told me, he is going to send a Blizzard to Wiped out Gay Rights.

Well someone please get this poor women some mental help please, are get her off what ever she is taking or smoking..

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Really: What the Fuck is Cindy Jacobs Smoking/taking

Wow she really does think she is Jesus, She now claims that she fed 3000 people with 3 loaves of Bread.. and her followers actually believe her.. Can we get someone to check the air they breathing. ASAP…

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Cindy Jacobs: Claim to have God like Powers..

She prayed to Jesus and all of the woman's "missing female parts" were instantly returned to her body. And then she got pregnant. Glory! Praise! Pay me! Ok, what the fuck is she smoke or what pills are she swallowing..

Please this bitch never had a Hysterectomy at all, I so I want to the proof I want mri’s and photos..

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Cindy Jacobs, Claims modern day Miracles in Asia..

So just who did Jesus work these Miracles through?

(hat tip JMG)

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Wack-job Cindy Jacobs proclaims they are on the verge of Overturning Roe vs Wade

Cindy Jacob is at it again. Seriously this women whom I’m sure was the inspiration for the character of Dolores Umbridge  from J.K Rowling, Harry Potter series.

She is claiming that her and her marry band of bible thumpers are on the very verge of over turning Women Rights to have an Abortion.

"I believe if we ever needed intercession, it is right now," proclaimed Jacobs, urging people to cry out to God.  "Help us turn our nations to righteousness. [...] Can you imagine thousands of people, through the miracle of technology, will be interceding together to bring a reformation to Biblical values  — pro-life, pro-Biblical defense of marriage, we are so excited!  We believe here in the United States, we are on the verge of overturning Roe v. Wade."

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Cindy and Mike Jacobs: natural disasters are the result of sin, they are smoking something

In this clip, Mike explains that we are now seeing natural disasters of biblical proportions “is because sin has reached biblical proportions” while Cindy explains that, as Christians, they are not subject to these disasters and can, in fact, take authority over the weather “if we know what to do”:

What are they smoking or taking.. Whatever it is I’m sure it illegal as hell.. Tell when bad things happen to them, who is to blame??

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Lets hear for the best Whackadoodle story concerning 9/11

which one is the best, and if  these had these so-called vision of 9/11 happening, where their proof before 9/11, where are tape that proves they talk about this event before it happen..

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Cindy Jacobs is hearing Voices in her bedroom!!

Vangelis Cindy Jacobs, whom you probably best know for claiming that God killed the birds because of the repeal of DADT, shares her first biblical vision: Obvious she is off her medication again.. I bet this was some type of strange sex play between her and her husband.

Around three a.m., I was awakened by a voice, "Wake up! I want to talk with you! I am Gabriel and I am here to give you a message from God.” I did not see him; nonetheless, I had no doubt that he was who he said he was. The next thing I knew, I was having a vision of mounting and riding a huge chestnut horse and my friend Julie was mounting and riding a white stallion. She was part of a vast army of women. As the Lord showed me country after country, I saw thousands of women on horseback behind me to march across the earth. In the vision, I was wearing armor and carried a sword.Gabriel told me that the women in the vision comprised a great company of women who would march across the planet, preaching the gospel, doing miracles, and transforming the nations.

Just like Joseph Smith, when god talks to them they are prophets, when God talks to me I’m schizophrenic.

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